الوسم: Sardar

Sardar hits back – Very Funny

A Sardar living in Australia goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices.

He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment counter . The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat
food to his kids. He asks Sardar to show him his cat before he can let him have the cat food.

Sardar goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Sardar finds dog food at special prices.He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to the payment counter .
The Manager again gets suspicious.He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will
probably feed dog-food to his kids.

He asks Sardar to bring and show him the dog before he can let him buy the dog food.

Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Sardar comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out.. He shouts at Sardar, What the heckis this?! This is shit you ….. And Sardar calmly replies: Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.

Three Sardar Brothers – Very Funny

A policeman was testing 3 Brothers who were training to become
detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first brother answers, "That’s
easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well…uh… that’s because the picture I showed is his side
profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"

The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He’d be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,

"What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother
and in a Very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The brother
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really

doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that’s an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I’ll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,

checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.

"Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That’s easy," the third brother replied. "He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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