Sardar hits back – Very Funny

A Sardar living in Australia goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices.

He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment counter . The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat
food to his kids. He asks Sardar to show him his cat before he can let him have the cat food.

Sardar goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Sardar finds dog food at special prices.He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to the payment counter .
The Manager again gets suspicious.He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will
probably feed dog-food to his kids.

He asks Sardar to bring and show him the dog before he can let him buy the dog food.

Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Sardar comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out.. He shouts at Sardar, What the heckis this?! This is shit you ….. And Sardar calmly replies: Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.

Strange and Funny Earrings For Girl

شحآآآآآآآآآآلكن بنآآآآآآآآآآآت

عساكن بخير وصحه ياارب ^^

هاي اكسسوريز غريبه حبيت اشارككم فيها ^^


















ههههههه
حلو الموضوع

هههههه

حلووووات

مغسي بكووو!

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة banota-uae
ههههههه
حلو الموضوع

حلت دنياج حبيبتي ^^

ابا منهم

Why U can’t find Job in USA – Very Funny

Why U can’t find Job in USA – Very Funny

Posted: 27 May 2024 10:06 PM PDT

Why U can’t find Job in USA – Very Funny

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.
While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandal ( MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in A M ER IC A

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

its true also here in theUAE Most stuff made from other countries

صور كورساج أشكالهم FUNNY شما المحيربي ^_^

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
الحمدلله والصلاة والسلام على رسول الله وعلى آله وصحبه أجمعين
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اليوم يبتلكم صور كورساج بس حلويييييييييييين ^_^
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روووعه خصوصا أول واحد تسلمين الغاليه عالصور………………

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة فن وأبتكار
روووعه خصوصا أول واحد تسلمين الغاليه عالصور………………

العفو فديييييييييييتج و مشكورة على المرور الطيب ^_^ :1 (57):


نااايس والله

طانكيوووووو

عجبني الأول …تسلمين

وعليكم السلام ورحمه الله وبركاته

روووعه
يسلموووووو

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة M.M
نااايس والله

طانكيوووووو

ثانكيوووووووووووووووووو ^_^ دارلينج ههههههههههههههههههه :1 (35): :1 (35):

funny

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.
Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree
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Three Sardar Brothers – Very Funny

A policeman was testing 3 Brothers who were training to become
detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first brother answers, "That’s
easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well…uh… that’s because the picture I showed is his side
profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"

The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He’d be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,

"What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother
and in a Very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The brother
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really

doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that’s an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I’ll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,

checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.

"Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That’s easy," the third brother replied. "He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

loooool

thank you sis

Wait for more stories

منو تعرف هالتاجرة miss funny

ضروري الي تعرف هالتاجرة كنت قبل اخذ منها سماطات ولبس دلال رووووعه شغلها ياريت ترد عليه ولا حد يعرفها

ما أعرفها بس حبيت أرفع لج الموضوع أختي واتمنى تحصلينها

ان شاء الله هي تشوف الموضوع وتيي ترد

أب أب اب

أكواب 2024 و صحون 2024 عصرية و FUNNY تفتح النفس لعيونكم بس ^_^ مع شما المحيربي ^_^

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
الحمدلله والصلاة والسلام على رسول الله وعلى آله وصحبه أجمعين


منقوووووووول ^_^:1 (23):

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ولكم مني أجمل التحيات
المبتسمه دائما ^_^
شمــا المحيــربي

واااو!! نعووووومات…

funny & cute

شما، صرت لازم أدخل كل مواضيعج، لأن كل موضوع ألقى فيه شي فكرة يديدة و حلوة و ممتعة :13 (17):

لا تحرمينا من مواضيعج الحلوة..:22 (20):

رووووووووووووووووووووعه
تسلمين حبوبه ع الاكواب و الصحون funny & cute

هههههههههههههههههه تسلمون بنات اخجلتم تواظعي هههههههههههههههه ^_^

وعليكم السلام وررحمة الله وبركاته

هذا عيبني

يعطيج العافيه
:22 (20):

روووووووووعه تسلمييين شما كل يوم بستخدم واحد

تحفففففففففه كلهن يجنننن مرات اقى شراتن في ذ ون

تسلمين على هالذوق يا حلوه :22 (3):

funny poem

"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.

"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash, and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.

My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there’s one more – that’s seventeen!
And don’t you think my face looks green?

My leg is cut, my eyes are blue-
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke
I’m sure that my left leg is broke.

My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.

My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my spine is weak.
I hardly whisper when I speak.

My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent – my spine ain’t straight.
My temperature is one-o-eight.

My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is-

…WHAT?

What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is…Saturday?
G’bye, I’m going out to play!"

hahahahahahahahahhahahah

this is funnnyyyy

thaanks alot