Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner
Dispatcher: Do you have an address
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have
an eleven on it
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathingCaller:Running from the Police
very nice
I wish our 999 may give us some jokes like those
It,s so funny ……. thanks sis
lool theyre so funny!!!
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