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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got

heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, i’m confident. Your friend is also my son,

that’s confidential!

THANKS DEAR

thanx

LoOoOoL

thank Sis

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx
so funny

so fun thanx

THANKS ALOT DEAR

Can You Read this ?????

I received this through the email … So strange and funny

I hope you like it …..

Try to Read this. I’m sure you can….very
interesting.
> >
> >
> >fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs?
> >Olny 55 plepoe can.
> >
> >i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
> waht I was rdanieg. The
> >phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
> rscheearch at Cmabrigde
> >Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the
> ltteres in a wrod are, the
> >olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat
> ltteer be in the rghit
> >pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
> sitll raed it whotuit a
> >pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
> raed ervey lteter by
> >istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh
> and I awlyas tghuhot
> >slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs

It’s so beautiful topic and I can read it easily .
If you can read this, you have astrange mind too. can you read this? only 55 people can. I couldn’t believe that I could actually understand what I was reading the phenomenal power of the human mind according to researches in Cambridge university it does not matter in what the letters order are in the ward the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place the rest can be atotal mess and you can still read it without aproblem this is because the human mind doesn’t read every letter by itself but aword as awhole. Amazing huh ? yeah and I always tought. Spelling was important if you can read this
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks

woooow

mashkoorah el’3alyah

رحيق الجنة … Thanks for passing

mzyoona … Thanks for passing

شوق دبي .. Thanks for passing

can u read it ^_^

>>>>>fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
>>>>>Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
>>>>>i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
>>>>>rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
>>>>>rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht
>>>>>oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is
>>>>>taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
>>>>>can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
>>>>>Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
>>>>>istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
>>>>>tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
>>>>>ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN read THIS
>>>>>

هههههههه كشخه عرفت اقرا حسيت عمري ذكيه

ها بشروا ..عرفتوا…lo0o0ol

اكيد عرفنا

ههههه هيه عرفنا

ماشاء الله عليكم

a,m hgsgtm
يالله ترجمولي هاي الكلمة
بشوف الشطورة منو الي تقدر تقراها و تجاوبني عليها

Only great minds can read this

i recieved the text in my email inbox
i hope u will like it

Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Ui n er vtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

انا قرأته..
يعني عقلي مميز بس 55 من 100 شخص يقدرون يقرؤون المكتوب ^_^..
تسلمين عالموضوع …

وناااااااااااسه قريته عادي ههههه

هيييه والله صدق لووووولزز

يسلموووكاا

Feels good to know that am special person.. Thanks for sharing sis..it’s very interesting

yaaay graaaitaaaaaaaaaaaah

hehe thaaanks 7ilow elmaw’6o0o0o3 =D

nice i read it as if iam reading normal words
thanks alot

thanks very much ,, it was interisting

I’ll know if you don’t read this

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. !

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

A Minute: They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Take the time .. to live and love

Nice words sis…

I liked point 5 & 6 alot:22 (26):

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

:1 (40):

thx sis

thanx

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

thanx sis

You mean the world to someone

The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep

thanx sis

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Eve Empire

Nice words sis…

I liked point 5 & 6 alot:22 (26):

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

:1 (40):

thx sis

most welcome dear

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الدلوعه

thanx

welcome dear

Read Carefully

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After
dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So what do you do for a living?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A Biblical scholar. Hmm……..", the father said. "Admirable, but
what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will
provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don’t worry Sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this and each time the father
questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did it go Honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job, no plans and he thinks I’m
God!!"

دموع صامته

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

حلووووووووووووووووه …اسميهم خخخخخخخخ

يسلموووووووووو الغالي

THANKS sweety nice topic

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة دموع الورد

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

حلووووووووووووووووه …اسميهم خخخخخخخخ

يسلموووووووووو الغالي

ان شاء الله دووووم هالضحكه ياربي
جذبني نكج دموع الورد زين زين

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بنت بلال

THANKS sweety nice topic

welcome weetar

thanks 2 replay

domoo3 sametah

هلا الغااااااالي

ان شاء الله ياربي

والنك داامه عيبج وااااصل الغالي ^_^
تبين الصدق امي مختارتنه لي <<< فديتها ذووووووووووق

مشكوره الغلا
بس اسولف
وربي يخليلها لج ان شاء الله

^_^

لوووووووووووووووول

Banat i need help plz read this

banat where can i find SEPHORA??
shay fi emall?? and do they sale blushers?? w eb km??

SEPHORRA

sorry 3l spelling

mm.. i dont think so u can find there shop in the mall bs enshalla ykoon fe ^_^ and u can buy it from the internet and good luck 7booba

ماعندي فكرة غناتي

meshkooreen 3la ur answers..bes inshalla i find someone that sales it 3la el net ^_^ tslmoon walla

ماعندي فكره غناتي

وانا عييييييييييييين الصواب

Eslam 3leich sisoo
SIPHORRA mawjood in Dubai Festival City
w inshallah elbanat yfeidoonech akthar

Festival City
in dbai ^_^