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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got

heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, i’m confident. Your friend is also my son,

that’s confidential!

THANKS DEAR

thanx

LoOoOoL

thank Sis

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx
so funny

so fun thanx

THANKS ALOT DEAR

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